There are those who take grilling seriously, and there are those who take grilling SERIOUSLY. For you guys who fall into the latter category there's the Original Grillslinger™ Barbecue Tool System.

Based on the Batman Utility Belt Principle of always having your most important weapons hanging around your waist, and the Gun Fighter Doctrine that holsters hold said weapons best (while completely ignoring the Gadget Geek Corollary that states the more stuff you have on your belt, the more ridiculous you look), the Grillslinger keeps your tools, openers, condiments, spices and more within easy reach.

The belt part is made of fire-retardant and washable fabric and will adjust to waist sizes from 30" all the way up to 60", for you overfed grillers. The main pockets hold an included bull-nose grill knife, "performance tongs" and a pro-flipper spatula, all held in special "Lock and Load" inserts. Several pockets and pouches hold everything from pepper grinders and oil dispensers to spices and bottle openers. Even your cell phone. (See Gadget Geek Corollary above.) A storage bag holds it all, and can be hung on your grill for storage.

If you're looking for a more streamlined barbecue tool belt - for those lighter grilling days - they've got the Grillslinger Sport. It comes with only two Lock and Load inserts for the tongs and spatula, with the knife insert removed and replaced by an insulated beverage holder. For that stiff drink you'll need when your buddies start busting your balls for wearing a barbecue tool belt.

$99 - The Original Grillslinger
$49 - The Grillslinger Sport
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