Video games. The daily escape to another world that allows a normal guy to live out his secret fantasies. Name the adventure and it can be achieved. Coordinate drug deals in Vice City. Catch a touchdown in the Super Bowl. Lead a group of soldiers to war in Bagdad. Or lead a marching band.

Yup, you can now fulfill your long-time dream of wearing a busby, twirling a baton and leading a marching band.

From the torturous minds at Majesco, creators of PaRappa the Rapper, comes Major Minor's Majestic March for the Nintendo Wii. Combining the intensity and excitement of leading a full band with all of the complexity and athleticism of walking in a straight line and blowing, Major Minor is sure to please at least three people who are into video games.

Gamers play the role of Major Minor, leading a band to step-by-step while they learn to play beautiful music together, wear ridiculous outfits, miss tons of keg-tapping parties, and remain sexually pure for eternity.

Or wait, is that what happens if you really do join a marching band? Sometimes it is impossible to separate video games from reality.