Stupidest question ever asked: "Want to know what it's like to wake up next to Megan Fox?"

As obvious as that is, Esquire Magazine's got the answer for you, with their exclusive video of her "typical day"... going from bed to bathing suit for a photo shoot.

I will say this: Ms. Fox apparently spends a lot of time lying down. Not that any of us are complaining.

You'll have to click here to see the video... those selfish bastards at Esquire wouldn't give me an embed code.