I’m not gonna lie to you, I’ve been to my share of gentlemen’s clubs, attended more than a few bachelor parties, and have a fairly robust collection of videos in the adult genre. But this is the first time I’ve seen a robot give a lap dance to a copy machine. Ever.
Apparently Sensis Condoms is having a contest. They have a unique “QuikStrip” application system, where two rip cords on either side of their love glove get you ready for action faster than the usual fumbling around in the dark. So they’re asking ladies to send in videos of what “stripping” really means to them. With a $5K “tip” for the most compelling “definition”.
And in this entry, “stripping” apparently means robots are hot for copiers. Or something. I have no idea. I just know I’ll never look at the copier in my office the same way again. (To see the other entries, click here.)