Yesterday was Chuck Norris' birthday, and I forgot to send him wishes. So let me apologize before Mr. Norris shows up at my door. And kicks it in.

It's not that I didn't know it was his birthday, the guys over at Manvite sent me advance warning. And I seriously meant to post something. But I got distracted. So sorry, Chuck.

I tried to Google "Chuck Norris" to get some info for a post, but apparently Google doesn't search Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris searches... well, you know.

Although I did find his Wikipedia page and it says that Chuck was born in 1940. Which would make him (holy shit) 69. Proving that even time is afraid of Chuck Norris.

I also wanted to include a video of his best fight scenes, but when I searched "Best Chuck Norris Fight Scenes", the answer came back: "All of them." So instead, I picked my personal favorite: his fight from "Way of the Dragon" against Bruce Lee in the Coliseum. Two legends, one fight, all awesomeness.

Below the clip are some Chuck Norris facts, from ChuckNorrisFacts.com, you may not have been aware of.



Top 10 Chuck Norris Facts:
1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris' computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

3. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.

4. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

5. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

6. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

7. There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.

8. Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

9. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

10. Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.