This is the Nubrella. It’s a “revolutionary” and “advanced” weather device developed after 5 years of research and development.
Or two hours of watching Lost in Space on DVD.
Looking surprisingly like a ridiculously over sized, clear plastic version of Maj. Don West’s battle helmet, the $60 Nubrella straps onto your shoulders for the ultimate in hands-free public humiliation, and guarantees protection from rain, wind, sleet, snow, extreme cold, and ever getting laid again.
(Maybe someone from the company can explain to me why the guy on the bike needs his on a sunny day? Bug protection? Flying bird poo? Danger, Will Robinson?)