What Biker Gangs Use to Make Smoothies

It’s got a stainless steel frame and chromed handlebars. A gas powered, 43cc, two-stroke variable speed engine. And an 85oz stainless steel “tank”. You can’t ride it, but it will mix a mean drink.

The Gas Powered Party Blender is the ultimate in testosterone-induced tailgate gear. With its ability to gas up and go where those electricity-sucking pussy blenders can’t, this bad boy brings the party anywhere you want it. And keeps it going by whipping up over a half-gallon of party juice in one shot.

I can see it now: roving bands of leather-clad blender gangs terrorizing stadium parking lots and pools across the country.

$275
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