Yeah, that’s right. Betty White.
You may scoff, but she’s been bringing it, Hollywood starlet style, since before there was color film. Hell, she invented some of the stuff these “Megan Foxes” have doing to get attention these days…
Check her out working that pole… like a pro. (Rumor has it her pre-stardom stripper past was kept hush-hush by powerful studio heads.) And you want swimsuit shots? She’s got ‘em. Sleeveless. (So scandalous.)
B-Dub even got caught posing topless (if you believe that pic really is her…), back when posing topless could get you bounced out of town faster than T.O. pissing off a franchise quarterback.
She did a little time too… had her mugshot plastered on post office walls coast to coast (the precursor to the Internet)… and had there been video cameras small enough to hold without having to have a crew around, she probably would have had the first celebrity sex tape scandal.
So here’s to you Betty White… enduring sex kitten that you are. Today is your day. (We will resume normal Megan Fox worship tomorrow…)