I don't know what the guys over at TeamHard are hunting, but judging from the camo they're wearing, you can count me in.

From far away, it looks like any other traditional camouflage gear you'd see worn by a guy hunting, fishing, hanging out at a NASCAR race, or buying a tin of Skoal at the Piggly Wiggly. But get up close, and you'll start to see something more familiar in this camo: Strippers.

Yup. Morning Wood Camo is made from the overlapping silhouettes of strippers in 67 different positions. (Says Team Hard's Craig Olson, "Had I been thinking, I would have added two more.") The gear, which includes hats, t-shirts and even wallpaper for your computer and iPhone, comes in traditional Green, black and white Urban, and Safety Orange (so you don't get inadvertently shot while wandering among a pack of exotic dancers).

And to help you better blend into your surroundings the next time you're in your local pole palace, Team Hard and I are giving away an Urban Morning Wood Camo hat to twelve lucky readers. All you have to do is enter your email address here for a chance to win one. I'll pick the dirty dozen this Friday, May 23rd. Always remember, never hunt strippers without your Morning Wood.

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