Yup, you read that right... "and a box of midget condoms." Not that I've ever seen (or needed to use) a midget condom, but I'm guessing unless you've been frequenting midget sex supply stores, neither have you.

But you can become the proud owner of your very own box, should you become the lucky winner of this week's contest.

I'm giving away said box of condoms, along with the unrated DVD of the hilariously politically incorrect sleeper hit indie movie: Midgets Vs. Mascots (original post here), a $100 Fandango gift card and a $150 iTunes gift card. I'm thinking it's the perfect "little person prize pack." (Don't believe me? Listen to Mini Mays in the vid below...) And you don't have to be one to win...

All you need to do to score the goods, is enter your email addy here. And on Friday, Jan 29th, I'll pick the winner at random. Seriously. There's no height requirement.