These days, if you’ve got a gaming jones and want to take the house down there are any number of ways to win money online without having to endure a cramped plane ride to a smoke filled casino with watered down drinks. And there are any number of types of men who win big at the poker tables, sportsbooks, casino games and online slots each day. Which one are you? I asked our resident expert at winning online to give us the different types of online gamers, and which games they should stick to. Find out which one you are, and start winning:
Win Like a Sophisticated Man
While you don’t have to dress up in a tuxedo while playing online to win like a sophisticated man—although it may help your confidence and state of mind, you never know—this style of winning online comes down to your drink and type of game you play. If you’re playing baccarat or high stakes poker cash games while drinking a brandy, or a martini (shaken, not stirred), then you’re ready to win like a sophisticated man.
Of those two games mentioned above, poker—preferably No Limit Texas Hold’em—is the easiest to use your sophistication to win, by leaving no tells and by using your bluff effectively. A slight grin and a sip of your drink while the pot is swept across the table to you, and you’ve being the Sophistcated Man online.
Win Like a Dad
Everyone knows (in most cases at least), our Dads are the very definition of real men. They work long hours to ensure their family is looked after while spending much of their time off fixing stuff around the house and spending quality time with his kids.
To win like a Dad online you need to put long hours (in this case long hours of research), into your sports bets—and even put your feelings aside to bet against your own team where necessary. Am I right Lakers fans? If things don’t work out, take it on the chin and move onto the next challenge, but when you win online like a Dad, remember to share your success with the family so they know Dad is a provider.
Win Like a Football Fan
If you like to play online bingo then this is the perfect game for people looking to win cash online like a Football Fan. Unlike the live version of the game, online bingo games on sites like this one (where I play regularly… yeah that’s right, bingo) is automated with the ‘caller’ calling the numbers and the card being marked as they numbers are drawn. This allows you to chat, and joke around, with the fellow ‘spectators’ while enjoying a drink before, during and after the game. Just like a football game, you’re allowed a little celebration if you win the corners, but not too much… you don’t want Roger Goodell fining your for excessive celebration.
Win Like a Lumberjack
Lumberjacks are big, intimidating guys that cut through vast numbers of trees to get their prize (a pay check), so if you’re looking to win online like one of these bearded, plaid shirted monsters—and no, I don’t mean hipsters—then tournament poker is your game. Knocking out player after player is like taking your chainsaw to tree after tree, and once you get to the closing stages of the tournament you’re able to ‘chop’ the prize pool with the others to ensure that you all take home money depending on your chip equity.