Wired? Drop a Deuce
07/12/2009

Here's the thing about Monday mornings: I'm usually dragging ass because I was so wired from the weekend - and probably from the fact that I slept till noon - that I don't fall asleep until 2 or 3 Sunday night.

And when that alarm goes off at 6:30am, I know I'm in for a hellish 8 hours of trying to be focused and productive on 3 hours sleep.

Well, Drank, the relaxation drink I told you about last year (here), has a solution to that problem. And it's called Drank Deuce.

What they've done is take their mellowing formula of ultra-relaxing herbs melatonin, valerian root and rose hips, and squeeze them into a 2-oz anti-energy shot. This stuff knocks you out faster than Brock Lesnar. Without the headache and hungover feeling.

No need to refrigerate, fits in a pocket (or overnight bag), and it's got a light, almost flavorless, taste - unlike the sharp sweetness of its energetic cousins - that makes downing it easy. I just tried one ten minutes ago and I'm star... zzzzzzzzzz......

www.drankbeverage.com

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