If you're 35 years old, married four years or less, work in the financial industry and prefer using your mobile device over your desktop, chances are you're cheating on your wife.

Not that I'm accusing you of anything. But according to a recent survey of over 57,000 men who responded to questions on AshleyMadison.com, the "dating" site for people looking for a little strange outside of their marriage, that guy described above is typical of some of the new trends in cheating.

And if you don't think boredom and lack of sex will drive a guy with kids into the arms of another woman as fast as he can log on, consider this: The day after Father's Day, AshelyMadison saw a 265% surge in new memberships. Over 27,000 men joined that day looking for a discreet date. That's a lot of disappointed dads...

So what does the new typical Cheating Dad look like?
- 83% are fathers with at least one child.
- 64% are married only 1-4 years.
...There's more

I know you've been anxiously awaiting the results, but it looks like our homegirl Kelly from Ft. Lauderdale, beat out 31 other Morganettes to cut down the nets in the 2011 Captain Morgan BracketMaster Challenge, presented by Spike.com

If it couldn't be our Brenda (thanks for all the votes), at least it was a girl who lives around the corner from the Bachelor Guy World Headquarters and Cocktail Testing Lounge. (Note to self: Invite Kelly for a celebratory cocktail.)

She beat out the other members of the Final Four: Danielle V., Niki and Nicole, in a series of challenges with their coaches at the MGM Grand, Mirage, New York New York and Mandalay Bay to earn votes and drop some knowledge about Captain Morgan cocktail specials. (Final Bracket pic and list after the jump.)

The Kelly beat out Nicole in head to head competition to take home the National Championship. (No word on whether she'll be headed to the White House to meet the President.)

For those of you keeping brackets at home, you can see the final results here, and below are all the girls and coaches who took part in the BracketMaster Challenge. I've already started my recruiting for next year. Feel free to scout for me and report in. ...There's more

What do you do when your beauty is your meal ticket, and your beauty starts to fade? Some run to their local plastic surgeon and try to turn back the hands of time. And a little nip here or tuck there (or enhancement up there), isn't necessarily a bad thing. When done right. (Read: subtle.)

But in the case of the ladies below, collected by our friends at CelebrityPlasticSurgeryDisasters.com, it looks more like they stepped into the Octagon with Edward Scissorhands, and got sliced and diced into submission.

Michaela Romanini

What is she famous for? Collagen abuse. And apparently she's very, very good at it.

Olivia Newton-John

Olivia Newton-John has had plastic surgery to make her appear younger. The only problem? You can’t look twenty when you are sixty.

Sumanee Guna Kasem

Sumanee Guna Kasem used to be known for her sophistication and class. After countless plastic surgeries, she's now known for looking like a Muppet. ...There's more

Even though our girl Brenda didn't make the finals for the 2011 BracketMaster Challenge, (thanks for that, by the way... I coulda gone to Vegas with a bunch of Morganettes, but no, you guys couldn't even click a link...), that doesn't mean we don't have friends who are still in the hunt.

Heather is representing Vez over at DonChavez.com, and she still has a shot. And according to the image above, she loves BG. (I'm sure there's not a dozen of those pics with different site names floating around...)

So head over to Spike.com and vote for Heather. Or text the number shown. Because if I can't go to Vegas, I want Vez to go. Because I know that guy will come back broke and married to a toothless aging showgirl. Serves him right.

We are nearing the end of the first round of voting in the 2011 BracketMaster Challenge on Spike.com. and our adopted Morganette, Brenda is trailing. That's not good. So we need to pick up the pace and get to voting for her.

Why, you ask? Why should you take 3 seconds, go to Spike, click on the South Region and vote for Brenda? Or simply text BRENDA to 44686? Here are 7 very good reasons:

1. The pic they chose doesn't do her justice.

That's right. The "official" pic isn't the one we would've picked, but hey, everyone has their own favorites. The pic at the top of this post? That's Brenda. Exactly. Ridiculously hot. Now go vote for her.

2. And she's got personality
I've spent time on the phone with Brenda. And she's that girl you always wish you met: Great sense of humor, always laughing, always positive... and always has a great story. And is a self described "goofball." Hot and she'll laugh at Dumb and Dumber with you? Go vote for her. Don't believe me? Watch for yourself:

Brenda Ledig | Girls | SPIKE.com

3. She also has a mischievous side.

What's hotness without a little bit of danger? Boring, that's what. According to Brenda, she's "always ...There's more

When you're out at night and meet a hot woman, chances are good someone will try to cock block you -- to make sure she doesn't go home with you. But it may not be another guy getting in your way. Other women (read: Her friends), can be potential grenades, ready to blow up your game any chance they get. Here are 5 of the most common... and how to deal with them when they start running interference.

The Mother Hen
Description: She's the friend who feels it's her job to protect your girl from guys like you.

Behavior: She'll tend to hover nearby, and constantly ask her friend questions like: "Are you ok?", "Are you sure you're ok? and "Are you really ok, because we can leave..."

Remedy: You have two ways to deal with a Mother Hen: 1. You can make her feel as comfortable with you as possible, by including her in the conversation and showing her you have no intention of leaving her friend's lifeless body in a dumpster behind a motel. This does take some effort, because they tend to be seriously skeptical and demand a lot of attention. That's why option 2 is easier: Have your buddy/wingman step in and keep her busy. After all, that's why you'll be buying him beers all night, so he can keep regaling her with witty stories while you spend time getting to know her friend.

The Mother Bear
Description: Think Mother Hen on 'roid rage. After finding out she lost her job, her car, and her boyfriend slept with her sister. She's like an angry mother bear protecting her cubs, and for whatever reason she really doesn't want you talking to her friend.

Behavior: Openly aggressive, she'll usually step in between the two of you and say something like "Go. The fuck. Away."

Remedy: Go the fuck away. For now. She is a grenade with the pin pulled you don't want to mess with. And you never look good in a bar (or any public place, for that matter), when a woman is screaming in your face. It's a no win situation. And unless you have a wingman who is an expert at dismantling this kind of bomb, your best bet is to retreat for now, and watch for an opening when she's not around.

The Debbie Downer
Description: She's miserable and wants everyone around her to be miserable too.

Behavior: Since it would kill her to see ...There's more

March is upon us and that can only mean one thing: Brackets. And this year you can keep your Blue Devils and Wildcats... we're following the Morganettes.

For the second year in a row, Captain Morgan is partnering with Spike.com to host the 2011 BracketMaster Challenge. It's an online, bracket-style tournament running from now until April 4, where 32 of the hottest Morganettes from across the country representing the North, South, East and West go head-to-head, vying to become the Ultimate Morganette. And you get to vote for your favorites, fill out brackets, and have a shot at winning prizes, including a $15,000 grand prize package.

This year I am coaching Brenda, a self-described mischievous Morganette from Orlando, FL who is competing in the South Region. And we've got to make sure she wins this thing. You can meet her by watching her intro video embedded below. Then go to bracketmaster.spike.com and vote for her as your favorite. (Plus you'll be entered to win the prizes.)

And over the next few weeks, you'll hear from Brenda, and see new pics and videos as the brackets progress. The longer we keep her in the competition, the longer you'll get to see her on here... So get to voting, and stay tuned.

Brenda Ledig | Girls | SPIKE.com

To help celebrate Mistress Day on Feb 13 (the day before Valentine's Day, when guys getting a little on the side celebrate with their mistress), dating site SugarSugar.com, where "generous" men and beautiful women seeking "assistance" go to meet, has compiled a list of the Top 10 Mistresses of the Millennium.

Which home-wrecking hottie is your pick for Mistress of the Millennium? Cast your vote here.

1. Rachel Uchitel

Tiger’s #1 on-the-side girl has made herself a household name. And has reportedly kept the sordid details of their affair quiet for the golfer, to the tune of $10 million dollars in hush money.

2. Ashley Dupré

The girl who took down the governor used her fame to land the cover of Playboy and turn her scandal into a paycheck. Spitzer’s call girl is now a sex columnist.

3. Kayte Walsh

Kelsey Grammer announced the engagement to his new little lady before the ink was dry on the divorce papers to his wife of 13 years. Either they got very close very quickly, or...

4. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee

This tattooed stripper stole Jesse James from America’s sweetheart, and has been ...There's more

This year marks the 10th edition of AskMen's Top 99 Most Desirable Women list. And like in the past, this year's edition does not disappoint.

Over 5 million of us voted for our favorite famous hotties based on the attributes that men want in a companion, such as intelligence, talent, character, and beauty - and the results were released yesterday. So who is our most desirable woman this year? Gossip Girl actress Blake Lively, jumping all the way from #85 in 2010. And joining her in the top 5 are: Mila Kunis (who got my vote for her hot Black Swan performance), Modern Family Latina MILF Sofia Vergara who hit #3 in her first ever year on the list, Selita Ebanks and Miranda Kerr.

And Sofia Vergara wasn't the only new addition to the list. Other notable newcomers are: Jessica Pare (#10), Rosie Huntington-Whitely (#15), Cameron Diaz (#50), Kate Middleton (#61), Maria Bartiromo (#75), Lea Michelle (#91). Which also means some ladies got bumped off the list this year. The forgotten ones include: Jessica Simpson (#82 in 2010), Heidi Klum (#28 in 2010), Whitney Port (#80 in 2010), and Carrie Underwood (#90 in 2010). Don't worry ladies, you're always on my list...

For more interesting info on the AskMen.com Top 99 Most Desirable Women of 2011, click the image below to see the infographic explaining just what type of woman makes the list, from hair color to age to relationship status to education. (Sample fact: Only 20 of the 99 have graduated from college. Apparently we don't like out women too smart...)

As any guy who's ever been out looking to meet women knows, it's always easier when you're already with a girl, or have a girl make an intro. It gives you instant credibility, and lets her know you're comfortable around women, and that women are comfortable with you. It's like having a member of the inner circle vouch for you.

And no woman does that better than Marni Kinrys, AKA The Wing Girl. Marni has made a career of "winging" guys who want to meet women, offering tips, advice, and joining them for a night on the town, knocking down bitch shields, and getting you past their defenses. (Also check out her site, WingGirlMethod.com)

I talked with Marni to get her tips for guys looking to hook up, or to meet that one girl they want to spend the rest of their lives with. (Hey, I'm not judging... you have your lifestyle, I have mine...)

Listen to the everything she had to say below, and when you're done, click here and as an exclusive offer for Bachelor Guy readers, Marni will personally answer any question you have on dating or women. She even offers some suggestions for important things you may want to know. It's your chance to get inside the mind of a woman willing to let you in on the secrets.