Got a stressed out pet? Here's something you can add to the "Come On, You've Got to Be Kidding Me" file: You can soothe your savage beast by letting them chill to their own sounds, on their own system, while you pump your jams. And I am not making this up...

My Pet Speaker is a sound system that will allow you to turn your tunes into pet soothing sounds, that works for dogs, cats and horses. Really.

Not that I ever wanted my dog to turn me and say, "Yo, BG, turn this up, this is my jam," but if it keeps Spot from barking his ass off while I'm trying to relax, then I'm open.

It does this by using an omni-directional speaker with a 4" drive and cone reflector to disperse the sound in 360 degrees (the way animals hear in nature), and mixing in soothing sounds in frequencies only they can hear. Then it softens the bass and limits other frequencies to your tunes, so there aren't any startling or jarring sounds to get them fired up. Your tunes don't get disturbed, and they aren't freaking every time Daughtry starts wailing.

Now if we could just get them to invent a system that eliminates the frequencies that Adam Lambert and Lady GaGa sing in, and we'll all be more relaxed.

$249.95
www.petacoustics.com