US shows awesomeness in 4x100 Freestyle Relay come-from-behind victory over the trash talking French. [
ESPN]
Batman Bandit robs convenience store. Gets his ass kicked. [
World Net Daily]
24 straight days of gas prices going down. Can you hear the SUVs firing up all across the country? [
CNN]
Lotto winner blows $13 million on "gambling, gifts and luxuries." Oh, and evades taxes. [
TampaBays10]
Slow newsday story of the week: "Woman injures boyfriend's privates during scuffle". [
NWF Daily News]
How to mess with your co-workers. [
Asylum]
The Juicy Fruit Gang rides again. [
AfroJacks]
"Artist" projects his junk onto walls. [
TastyBooze]
The Leader of the Free World spanks hot volleyball ass. [
CoEdMagazine]
Crazy indoor BASE jump. [
DoubleViking]
Carbo-loading for Olympics. [
Endless Simmer]