Michael Phelps: Greatest Olympian Ever. [ESPN]

Prime Time Babe Battle. [CoEd Magazine]

Unauthorized history of puppets. In Hip Hop. [Complex]

Nerdy adults dress like their favorite anime characters. Hilarity ensues. [AfroJacks]

TUFU. The latest and greatest new hand gesture. [TastyBooze]

If you're ever in prison, use this soap. [GearCrave]

Badass straight razor. [Plunder Guide]

12 worst people to gamble with in Vegas. [DoubleViking]

Douchebag replaces Dumbass as favorite insult. [HolyTaco]

Italian guy getting haircut sees porn pick of his girlfriend on the wall. Burns down the barbershop. [Metro News]

Removing your pants and masturbating outside a strip club while a crowd forms is wrong. Funny as hell. But wrong. [ArgusLeader]

7 movie quotes now part of mainstream conversation. [Uncoached]