Dropping the knowledge you need to make you interesting at parties.

Spray-On condoms are still a hard sell. [Time]

Guy banned from girlfriend's apartment for noisy sex. [MSNBC]

Music hub lets you throw an audio orgy. [Plunder Guide]

10 things Michael Phelps should do now. [Asylum]

Mud diving championships. I can smell the Olympic petition now. [AfroJacks]

10 Greatest Ahnald moments. [DoubleViking]

Another tool from the Uncoached MySpace Toolbox. [Uncoached]

Outdoor lights to light your way, impale intruders. [GearCrave]

A guy and several women brawl outside a 7-11 "with Mace and can of boiled peanuts". Results in "nearly 25 braided hair extensions strewn across the parking lot". [TampaBay.com]

Little girls cursing is funny. [Break]