[Double edition today... includes yesterday's]

Gene Upshaw loses battle with cancer. [ESPN]

Tiger walks on water. [YouTube]

Songs about vaginas. [The Frisky]

"Dude, we're right next to the stage!" [Break]

Ladies of ping-pong sexing it up to attract viewers. I saw this thing in Tijuana that may work. [Yahoo]

Bikini Barista Scalds Man in Women's Underwear. [Asylum]

Mentally challenged dance off. [AfroJacks]

Megan Fox dressed as a nun. Millions of guys worldwide punch their ticket to hell. [DJMick]

37 Reasons Michael Phelps is Better than Chuck Norris. [AfroJacks]

Street Fighter iPods. [PlunderGuide]

Posterboy for the No Sense of Humor Foundation. [Break]

Get your sprint on with the Adidas Olympic track suit. [GearCrave]

Ode to Oktoberfest. [TastyBooze]

We love mermaids. [Asylum]

Nothing creepy about a dead guy standing in the corner at his own wake. [Uncoached]