Names Dick Butkus would be proud of. [The Shark Book]

Stars secret porn pasts. [SFW] [The Frisky]

UK auto co unveils 700-hp electric car. Lights dim all over Europe. [MSN]

Internet to get rebuild. $12 mill raised so far, not even enough to revamp Live.com. [Time]

Kid steps in fire ant pile, screams, causes family pit bull to attack him. Mom and dad were off accepting Parents of the Year award. [Sun-Sentinal]

Turn up the music and start chugging. [Scientific American]

New euro fashion trend: Men in tights. Mass castrations scheduled for next Tuesday. [UKMailOnline]

"Driver distracted by a naked woman in her back seat ran a red light and caused a five-car wreck". [TampaBay.com]

High-speed chase ends in sausage parade crash. Four people and 127 pounds of brats injured. [Northwestern.com]

The girls of 2008 Olympic Beach Volleyball. [CoEd Magazine]

Bad tattoo idea of the week. [AfroJacks]

A collection of weird ice creams. [Asylum]

Your International Babe of the Day. [DoubleViking]