Chef recommends deadly plant in salad recipe. Side note: Anthrax makes a lovely dessert topping. [MSN]

Bad idea of the week: playing football on the side of a 400-foot cliff. [Yahoo]

Farmer erects "Redneck Stonehenge"to piss off neighbors. [AP]

Argentine president calls for legalization of drugs. Travel agents flooded with "Dude, where's my ticket?" calls. [CNN]

Thai teen kills taxi driver after playing Grand Theft Auto "to see if it was as easy as in the game.". [Daily Mail]

Death Row inmate: "I'm too fat to die." State of Ohio: "We'll give it a shot." [ABCNews]

Circuit City orders destruction of Mad Magazines with "Sucker City" parody. Which fails because no salespeople can be found. [TheConsumerist]

The many faces and moods of Lou Pinella. [Uncoached]

Creepiest Mr. Rogers video. Ever. [DoubleViking]

Inexplicable Old Timey photos. [Asylum]

Beer-winning bar trick. [AfroJacks]