AnnaLynne McCord... sorry we missed your birthday : MoonDog Sports

Victoria Silvstedt in a skimpy white bikini : Celebridiot

Rudy Huxtable is all grows up : IceIce Babies

Meet Ludwika Paleta : On205th

Douchey NASCAR driver Scott Speed’s hot-ass wife : All Left Turns

How college football cheerleaders spend their summers : NextRound

Epic toy fail : TastyBooze

Gordon Ramsey gets spoofed : Atom.com

12 huge beer bellies : AfroJacks

Tim Lincecum and Katie Morgan separated at birth? : Uncoached

Win a free set of balls : Asylum

4 ways to get out of work around the house : Moments in Christory

Summer NBA power rankings : The Hoop Doctors

Top 40 badass movies of the last 10 years : Gunaxin

Kid drinks gasoline to be like a Transformer : FilmDrunk

She doesn't want you to shave your junk : LemonDrop

9 standup comedians who should be stars : ScreenJunkies

385 shots you should never drink after college : AskMen

Kelly Slater almost hit by a ray : Fandome

And finally... The bachelorette, her inflatable penis, Michael Jordan and the cops : Busted Coverage