Right now mine says, "You can't afford the gas." [
Local10]
12 best parades to pick up hot chicks. [
DoubleViking]
Quote of the year: "But I have to admit, that was one too many vaginas!" [
AfroJacks]
This really shouldn't be as funny as it is. [
YouTube]
I'm buying a watermelon farm. [
CBSNews]
$1,000,000 license plates = $5 per gallon gas. [
Edmunds]
When you just don't have time to peel hard-boiled eggs. [
FourHourWorkWeek]
Porn stimulated by stimulus. [
Asylum]