Rebecca Sioux, Australian hottie : Gunaxin

Models in body paint. You're welcome : Late for Mass

Candace Michelle, the GoDaddy Girl : MoonDog Sports

Christina Milian is queen in King : On205th

Jimmie Johnson's smokin hot wife : All Left Turns

The Wizards Girls wore bikinis : Epic Carnival

Erica Mena means it : Hail Mary Jane

Sexiest Halloween costumes for 2009 : InGameNow

Ochocinco going pink : Strait Pinkie

Vick's got a voodoo doll : Global Sports Fraternity

25 funniest SportsCenter commercials : Bleacher Report

30 of the ugliest jerseys in sports : Total Pro Sports

HS football fail : The Pigskin Doctors

10 amazingly pathetic rap impersonations : Uncoached

Ridiculously absurd energy drinks : Cool Material

Rejected titles of Sarah Palin's new book : Dave and Thomas

20 stupid things to do on an office dry erase board : The Minimum Rage

Live-action, Japanese Bert and Ernie. Seriously : Warming Glow

Big Mouth Billy Bass 2k9 : YepYep

5 things you didn't know about Roman Polanski : AskMen

Kid, I've been there : Unstructed

Futon fail : College Humor

The Technological Evolution of Sex : FunnyCrave

And finally... The Human Jumbotron : Super Tremendous