
Those of you who are going to spend this weekend, or the upcoming Valentine's Day, alone - yet again - you can finally get in on the mackfest with a virtual kissing partner. Coming off your screen in high-tech 3D.
Starting this Friday the 30th, the perpetually lonely can cruise over to
KissMeIn3D.com, click on the hot little brunette (who apparently isn't very particular about who she makes out with), select a few types of kisses, put on your 3D glasses, and get busy. (I'm not sure which is more embarrassing: actually kissing a virtual chick, or wearing those glasses.)
She'll lean in to kiss you good morning. She'll give you guys working in tech support a smooch before you leave the office. (Not a good idea if you work in an open cubical.) Or send some 3D butterfly kisses your way before bed, after you've spent time with your lesser, 2D, jpg girlfriends.
Pathetic? Sure. But not nearly as pathetic as inviting your mom over to meet her.
www.kissmein3D.com
(You can use any glasses you get at a 3D movie, or
click here for a list of places giving them away for free.)