If you've ever had any kind of serious fun in your life, you've probably thought - or been told - you're going to straight to Hell. Well my fellow sinners, you can now rejoice thanks to the enterprising folks at Reserve a Spot in Hell who have made sure you won't have to wait in long lines filled with lawyers and Fox network executives, or deal with sub-standard living (or dying?) accommodations when you arrive in the seventh circle of down under.

At www.ReserveASpotInHell.com you can pre-book a reservation for yourself, or someone you hate, in the eternal vacation playground of the wicked and immoral, Hades. Think of it as using Satan's travel agency. Reservation kits include a one-way ticket to Hell, a signed confirmation letter from Satan himself on flame-proof paper, and even a helpful travel guide to make sure you get the most out of your eternal stay. VIP All-Access packages are also available for those who are willing to spend a little more of their soul (or simply provide a valid credit card number). This allows you access to such exclusive VIP areas as the Frozen Wasteland, the Lake of Fire and the Bridge of Dead, "where all the hotties get together and kick it."

They also offer group discounts for parties of 10 or more, but no word on discounts for ex-girlfriends or mothers-in-law. And there is a 100% money back guarantee, should you not make it into Hell for any reason. (But something tells me you won't have to worry.)

The company also offers a chance to reserve a spot in Heaven, but really, what sounds like more fun, singing spiritual songs with haloed do-gooders, or playing Halo with bad girls and rock legends for all eternity? I think you know where we stand.

www.reserveaspotinhell.com